I’m always shocked to find out what kind of pervert I’ve somehow subconsciously summoned. Based on my Perv Whisperer status, I pretty much always expect to be asked by a date to give him a golden shower or wrap him in raw meat, but what actually happens always manages to exceed even my expectations. [...]
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Tales of the Perv Whisperer: The Book of Penesis

I could be described as a late bloomer. I didn’t French-kiss a boy until my senior year of high school. I didn’t lose my virginity until just after my twentieth birthday. And I can count on one hand the number of times that I had sex during college. Since then, in fact, I’ve not been [...]
