By Chris Miskiewicz

EP 5

The Adventures of Shakespeare & Watson: Detectives of Mystery – Chapter Five: Cracky’s Pet Captured, bound, and at the mercy of the Detectives of Mystery, Shakespeare decides to give the unconscious Professor Moriarty to Cracky for safe keeping.”

Sherlock Holmes and Watson travel to William Shakespeare’s era to solve The Riddle of a Thousand Faces, but Professor Moriarty springs a clever ruse, breaking Sherlock’s “time cane,” causing a “temporal storm” that sends Sherlock and Moriarty to times unknown, and Shakespeare and Watson to the present in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Now, the unorthodox partners have formed a detective agency to fight crime while trying to figure out a way to get back to their own eras.  

Shakespeare & Watson is a collaboration between Nicky Dog Pictures, PanopticonNYC, and Spygirl Pictures starring David Blatt as a William Shakespeare, Chris Miskiewicz (Bored to Death/White Collar) as Doctor John Watson, Award-winning British graphic novelist Nick Abadzis as Sherlock Holmes, and rock & roll drumming legend Ozzie Martinez as the loveable Cracky. Directed by Christopher Piazza. Written by Chris Miskiewicz & Christopher Piazza. Edited by Kathleen Green.

David Blatt – William Shakespeare –  @DavidMBlatt
Chris Miskiewicz – Dr. John Watson –  @CMMiskiewicz
Ozzie Martinez – Cracky   –  @LordCracky
Paul Bosche  – Professor Moriarty
Robert J Anderson – David Bowie
David Tully – Yuri – @DavidTully1
Randy Frey – Sergei
Nick Abadzis – The Voice of Sherlock Holmes – @NickAbadzis

Director – Christopher Piazza – @PanopticonNYC
Writers – Chris Miskiewicz & Christopher Piazza
Director of Photography – Jon Fordham
Assistant Director – Sara Ruth Blake
Editor – Kat Green – @SpyGirlPix
Sound – Eric Mitchell Jr.
Camera Op – Clint Tuccio
Music – Keith Rigling – @Ssrriitweet 
Make Up – Fancy Frank
Props – Tom Lynch
Locations – Hit & Run Locations – Hit & Run Props – Tom Lynch
Production Assistant – Jacob Declement – @shmulf
Producers – Sara Ruth Blake, Kat Green, Christopher Piazza
Executive Producer – Chris Miskiewicz

All Right Reserved ©2013 Nicky Girl Pictures/PanopticonNYC/Spygirl Pictures

Watch The Adventures of Shakespeare & Watson: Detectives of Mystery

Episode One: Russian Sundae The Detectives of Mystery find themselves on the run after Shakespeare steals a bag of cocaine from a Russian crime boss.”

Episode Two: Ground Control to Arizona “While attempting to build a new time cane, Dr. Watson accidentally pulls Ziggy Stardust a.k.a. David Bowie and actor Nick Cage into the present.”

Episode Three: Sweets “Dr. John Watson heads out on a solo adventure while Shakespeare smokes crack at the Detective Agency.”

Episode Four: Who Will Save Us? “The diabolical Professor Moriarty returns from the year 2555 and captures Shakespeare & Watson! Now, bound and at his mercy, what will the detectives do?”

Episode Five: Cracky’s Pet  “Captured, bound, and at the mercy of the Detectives of Mystery, Shakespeare decides to give the unconscious Professor Moriarty to Cracky for safe keeping.”

Episode Six: The Riddle of a Thousand Faces (Part Two)  –  airs 12/17/13
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Cracky the Crackhead tends to his “Pet.”

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Cracky dresses up for his Pet


Yuri & Sergie find Cracky’s Pet

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David Bowie & Watson play with his Pet

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The diabolical Professor Moriarty, bested by the heroic Cracky the Crackhead

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Nobody knows how to party like Cracky & Shakespeare

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Professor Moriarty aka Cracky’s Pet