Time Fucker in: “I’m Taking this LAYING DOWN!” Part 1

By Joe Infurnari

T hank you for reading Part One of Time Fucker in “I’m Taking this Laying Down!”

It’s with trepidation that I put this out there into the world. Why? Because despite all of its insanity, this is a very personal story. Saying this to friends invariable gets the reaction, “Oh Jesus, I don’t want to know!” Don’t worry, I’m not telling.  But it’s fun to speculate…

Time Fucker tells the story of Salvatore Ghesboro who, through fantastical means, has found a way to set his life right.

It’s  also about (in alphabetical order):

  • 1950’s Science Fiction Movies
  • The 70’s
  • The 90’s
  • Acne
  • Adolescence
  • Bad Hair
  • Black Power
  • Blue Balls
  • Bullies
  • Candies
  • Cunnilingus
  • Coldcocks
  • Cock Blocks
  • Daishiki’s
  • Dinosaurs
  • Frederick Douglass
  • Thomas Edison
  • The Entire Evolution of Life on this Planet
  • Fear and Cowardice
  • First Love
  • French Kisses
  • Genealogy
  • Growing Up
  • Che Guevara
  • Halloween
  • Hallucinations
  • Hamsters
  • Screamin’ Jay Hawkins
  • Heavy Petting
  • High School
  • Hoboken, NJ
  • Human Slave Trading
  • Incest
  • Losing Your Virginity
  • Marriage
  • The Missing Link
  • The Mentally Handicapped
  • NOW
  • The Oedipus Complex
  • One Night Stands…Every Night
  • Regret
  • Revolution!
  • Salivation
  • Sex
  • Siblings
  • Stag Films
  • Superheroes
  • Time Machines
  • Uniform Fetishists
  • Vintage Peepshow Projectors
  • Who’s Your Daddy!?
  • Your Mom

…and many many more!

Now, if you’ve at all tittered, squirmed or laughed at anything in these first 10 pages, please share the link and come back and join us again for Part Two! Next Thursday and every Thursday in April will have the latest installment of Time Fucker in, “I’m Taking this Laying Down!”

“I’m Taking this Laying Down!” Part 2 is now available here.